For a moment, as the first seconds of the third part flickered across the screen, we thought Lady Jolie Berry and Lady Emiliana had tickled the last shreds of life out of the "sitting servant."
It was so obvious. Sometimes the lighting in a room can hint at what might be coming. But if we've learned one thing, it's that red light never means anything good. It's practically a warning color.
Well, sometimes that's just how it is. Spit won't help. Or maybe it's just a sign of good intentions? After all, you could use lube or some oil! But where's the fun in that, and the necessary touch of humiliation?